"So embarrassing when you stare into the abyss and the abyss stares back at you so you wave but the abyss was staring at the dude behind you."
— Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
beatonna:

You throw a turtle party and someone brings a snake and it’s like did they even read the invitation, come on

beatonna:

You throw a turtle party and someone brings a snake and it’s like did they even read the invitation, come on

battledad:

"If you think Stone Cold should crack open this 2009 California merlot, gimme a hell yeah!"

battledad:

"If you think Stone Cold should crack open this 2009 California merlot, gimme a hell yeah!"

  • Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
  • Audience: *cheers*
  • Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!